Need More Than 150 G's, Please...

Okay, so I know that the nightmare is over. The world is safe again, and America won't be turned into Wasilla. I know it's okay. But then Newsweek reports this today and I just can't let it go.

Apparently Palin spent more than the reported $150,000 on clothes for her and her family, and an aid described it as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

Check out the second section:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581

Maverick in the Making...

As unsettling as it is, the above photos are of me. I'm now a faux-maverick.

I signed on with an agency to be a Palin impersonator, which I personally find hysterical.

If Obama loses the election, I can offset the gut-wrenching disappointment and find comfort in the fact that I'll have work next year - I might be the only person with work in the US, but I'll be working.

This creates an emotional dilemma, if McCain wins, good for me... bad for the rest of the world. It's kind of like when I had to choose between a chemical laden, animal tested moisturizing creme that made my face smooth as a baby's butt, and an organic lotion that won't give me cancer.

... But I'm the spittin' image of a woman 10 years older than me, so I guess you know which one I chose.

Photo from 'Mavericks Gone Wild' video...

Well, my Republican friends have complained that they've had slim pickens for presidential candidate choices this year...and maybe they're right.


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