Public Restrooms

The public restroom experience would be so much more interesting if people never evolved past 3. When my 3 year-old goes to the bathroom, she sits, she sings, she makes up songs, she talks to herself. Imagine a public bathroom full of people in stalls all doing that. The upside is if you're standing in line waiting for a stall to become available, you wouldn't have to wonder when one is about to open up. You'd know when someone was done because when they are finished, they'd yell at the top of their lungs, "Somebody come wipe my booooooty!"