Half-Assed

Now, that's what I can half-assed!

Tech-NO

We abuse technology. We do. As I’m typing this at work, two people in side by side offices are having a conference call…with each other! This cracks me up.

Also what amuses me is instant messaging. I personally think it’s pointless. It’s not really any faster than an e-mail or a phone call, but you have the added bonus of a narrarator. You know…

“Parnell is online.”

“Parnell is typing”

“Parnell is offline”

I think if people are really going to use this service it should include helpful information. You know like…

“Parnell had 7 red bulls and vodka tonight.”

“Girl, this is a booty chat.”

“Delayed response. Parnell's puking.”

Sour Protesters

Yesterday I was walking down 6th ave and stumbled across a protest. Rowdy protesters were ripe with anger and a bit acidic, but I took photos anyway. Apparently today they were hauled off because they had become just rotten...









and this angry little guy...









(It takes so little to amuse me it's shameful...but orange you glad I shared?)