Tech-NO

We abuse technology. We do. As I’m typing this at work, two people in side by side offices are having a conference call…with each other! This cracks me up.

Also what amuses me is instant messaging. I personally think it’s pointless. It’s not really any faster than an e-mail or a phone call, but you have the added bonus of a narrarator. You know…

“Parnell is online.”

“Parnell is typing”

“Parnell is offline”

I think if people are really going to use this service it should include helpful information. You know like…

“Parnell had 7 red bulls and vodka tonight.”

“Girl, this is a booty chat.”

“Delayed response. Parnell's puking.”