Miracle suit
I just realized I have a girl's weekend coming up and apparently it might involve lounging by the pool. I heard that and was like, "WHAT?" How am I going to lose the extra 20 lbs of baby weight I still have by FRIDAY! I bought one of those miracle suit swimsuits. It claims to make me look 10 lbs lighter. I guess I'll have to buy another one and wear two at a time to magically lose the other 10 I need to.