Grocery store

I have a 3 yr old & 3 month old. The nice thing about going to the grocery with the younger one is he won't insist on pushing the cart, try to get groceries I don't want, or lay on the floor at checkout screaming, "She's taking our fooooooood!"

Naycation

I just realized that once you become a mom, you never get to go on vacation. Sure, I can go on trips where I clean and change diapers in a different town, but vacation, not so much. And "Family Vacation" is just a marketing term, there's no such thing as a family vacation, just family trips. There's no relaxing with 2 kids.