HAIRCAREful

Today during a haircut, my hairdresser said, "Ouch, I just cut my finger. I'll be right back." She put her brush down and calmly walked off. About 10 minutes later another girl walked up and said, "I'll be finishing your haircut, she had to go get stitches. Where'd she stop?"

I was thinking, "Where'd she stop? I don't know! I didn't know I'd be giving a progress report to someone."

Then the manager came by to check on me and I said that I hoped she was okay. He reassured me by shrugging it off saying, "Oh it happens all the time."

All the time? Really?

Haircutting. It's a dangerous job, but somebody has to do it.