Reason 1,453 NOT to Cook

Tonight at about 6:45 PM I heard something crash in the kitchen. My first impulse was to lock the door and dial 911. I worked past it and walked in the kitchen. About a 5 foot hole that was once part of the ceiling is now part of the floor.

Luckily I wasn't in the kitchen cooking dinner or it could have killed me, or at a minimum, ruined a perfectly good pair of underpants.