Super-Zero

This morning I was rushing to catch the ferry to work. I had thrown on a black top with a flowy black skirt. Everyone was on except for me and another guy running behind me.

A brisk jolt of wind came along and converted my skirt into a belt. I don't know what the guy behind me did, but he didn't continue to run, or he would have passed me. And, I don't know what all the people on the ferry thought, as I never looked up. I just stood there frozen, battling my skirt down until the wind stopped, all the time while thinking, "OH NO, my underpants!"

Yes, the underpants I had chosen for this glorious, sunny day were unfortunately red and blue superhero underwear...but I wasn't feeling so super.