Grass-Poots Organization

Today someone e-mailed me this article about gas-free beans:
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/04/26/1145861419058.html

I mean, come on. Taking the gas out of beans? That's like making unscented perfume.

Ironically, I had just read this article about San Francisco making electric power from methane gas:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0321_060321_dog_power.html

It occured to me that, sometimes instead of getting rid of the problem, we fuss over getting rid of the solution. We need some way to pair up the people with problems with the people with the answers. I'm thinking of starting a grass-poots organization. Something like "Ban the New Bean and Keep Our Stinkin' Cities Clean!'

Alright, enough fartin' around for one day. Back to work.